I wanna hear some "audio" jokes...and

real life experiences or blunders. Don't be shy, I promise I'll laugh!

dogpile09-06-2002 6:02am

tweakgeek Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 76 posts 03-11-2003 at 11:53pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Q: What did one deadhead at the Grateful Dead concert say to the other deadhead after they ran out of drugs? A: "Dude, this music sucks!"
tweakgeek Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 76 posts 03-12-2003 at 12:16am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Q: Suppose Hogwood, Banenboim, and Sawallisch were all taveling on the same airplane, and it crashed in the ocean. Who would be saved? A: Mozart
marakanetz Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 5,473 posts 03-12-2003 at 02:23pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Riddle: How will you see Iraq after war? --Three parts Regular, Plus and Premium.
bianchi27 Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 189 posts 03-14-2003 at 09:19pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete how many audio enthusiasts does it take to screw in a light bulb. Only one but he will first want to take it for a home demo before committing to using buying it.
detlof Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 1,899 posts 03-16-2003 at 11:59am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Two shrinks meet in the street. Says the one to the other: "Hallo Dr. Jones, you're fine! How am I ?? " (Could also be applied to two audiophiles, having listened to each other's systems......)