I wanna hear some "audio" jokes...and

Riddle: How will you see Iraq after war?

--Three parts Regular, Plus and Premium.

how many audio enthusiasts does it take to screw in a light bulb. Only one but he will first want to take it for a home demo before committing to using buying it.

Two shrinks meet in the street. Says the one to the other:
"Hallo Dr. Jones, you're fine! How am I ?? "
(Could also be applied to two audiophiles, having listened to each other's systems......)

Why only a few percent of woman hog to audio-HEAVEN?
Because otherwise it would be audio-HELL:-)

Eh, Whattahell I'm in the mood to joke:

MAN AND WOMAN ISSUES.

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In love triangle there is always one corner flat.

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-Do you suffer from erotic dreams?
-No doc only they bring me pleaseure.

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-Tell me darling, did you pretend this time again?
-No this time I realy sleapt.

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My wife was born under the Earthsign. I was born under the Watersign. Together we blend dirt.