Best Bike to ride before a good listening session

I am surprised to see so many cyclists here. I like to stay on for a while when I get in the saddle. I prefer steel-smooths out the ride! The best insult hurled at me was when I intruded into the local MTB haven looking for a chain cleaner. When the sales guy found out what I rode, he looked at me with disdain and said- "why are you worried about a dirty chain-your socks don't even get dirty!

A century on this one was great.http://www.oswaldcycleworks.com/gallery3.php
(Mine is the yellow frome near the bottom)

I would have to say the Somec Black Dragon full DCS carbon w/ Dura-Ace 10. There are only 4 of these frames in the US and the ride is unbelievable.

Schwinn stingray (metallic green), with a banana seat ;-)

Musicdoc. Ease up- you`re taking me way back! Those`re the days we used to see "Evel" on the Wide World of Sports (with Jim Mckay...), then go out and set up plywood ramps to jump off of. Big fun!