Arthur Salvatore WoW comments??

Stereokarter, Albert actually plays an inconspicuous but not insignificant role in the "web of fate" encircling Detlof right now: we must never forget the small detail of Albert shipping Detlof a bottle of RR (what is this code for? we can only guess) a few weeks ago with the (seemingly innocent words): "Having just shipped samples of RR cleaner to ... Detlof ( in Switzerland) ..., I look forward to reading comments as to the outcome of the tests." Just what tests was he referring to, I ask you?

Slawney you are a genius. Quite right, Arthurporter shipped a bottle of RR to Detlof and Sedond at the end of May and next thing you know we have this problem. Somebody should reeally get in touch with Sedond. I wonder if Porters his real name, can anybody translate Italian?

I would like to buy a round of flittchens for all! Flittchens Flittchens and more flittchens. . .hey, watch it flittchen. Watson my boy, I do believe you have found a flittchen.

Wirehead, I managed to bribe the Swiss Air Station Manager here by getting him a couple of Flittchens, so he gave me a list of all the passagers that came in this week. Amongst them was a guy called Alberto Porta. He was fetched from the airport he told me, by a big black car and a chauffeur with bulges. On the radiator there was written RR as well and it had a small statue of a flittchen on top of it. Do you think that could be of any significance?
Otherwise no news from Detlof, but the strange noises from near the prison continue, though less frequently than before. Thankyou Slawney for getting us on the right track. Your information is invaluable. All that we know here is from the "Neue Zürcher Zeitung" and they are known to be slow.

Thank you Katharina. This is getting more serious every minute. An inside source (I bribed a prison guard with a Power Snake, saying "you can't get these in Switzerland, can you?") tells me that the sound from the prison is actually the warm-up for the "audio-ero-gon" saturation therapy (AEG treatment, for short) they are preparing for Detlof: something about tape loops of Donna Summer's "Love to Love You Baby" mixed with the most brutal hard-disc noise art from Merzbow (he brought the Sansui minidisc player over from Japan). They even have a new 5 channel 2000 Watt Swiss Home Entertainment facility hooked up, and are getting Detlof himself to tweek the sub-woofer settings under the cover that the warden is an audiophile and will give Detlof early parole for a bass reaching down to 2Hz (the subliminal messages in the AEG treatment are all encoded subsonically). Alberto Porta, I am told, is bringing the key ingredient, I heard, something top secret, something with the code name "RR cleaner SE" (so Wirehead, we ARE on the right track here) but the guard did not have high enough security clearance to tell me. To naturalize him better, the Swiss authorities added an "umlaut" to Dr. Bose's name (he sneaked in through the Swiss-Austrian border, having arrived in Vienna, so there was no chance the Swiss Air Station Manager could inform you, Katharina): now, he is referred to as "Dr. Böse." As I said, this is looking very serious. Thunders, another round of Flittchens, please, before ...wait... I can hear them banging on my door... the voices of the Swiss authorities..."get the Spritze ready, Schwester"...Zzxxzzxxoo...ooooover....RRSE...zzzZZZxxxzzz...Alberto...chen...