Funniest sales pitch


What is the funniest sales pitch you've read? My current favorite is one I just read today. It was,"I'm selling these speakers because they are too good for me."
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I have always loved Joe's(Slipknot1) entry. Guess curiosity killed the old cat, eh? Along with that, the "sealed box" seller also strikes me strange.
i forgot about ( the old movin to europe ) routine , ill bet if you watch the europe movers they will be like the rolling stones, they always stick around.

mike.