Funniest sales pitch

What is the funniest sales pitch you've read? My current favorite is one I just read today. It was,"I'm selling these speakers because they are too good for me."

makersmark07-07-2004 7:15pm

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mdomnick Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 332 posts 07-07-2004 at 10:45pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete "Its been used only a few months and am rating it a 10/10"
bigjoe Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 693 posts 07-07-2004 at 11:46pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete i forgot about ( the old movin to europe ) routine , ill bet if you watch the europe movers they will be like the rolling stones, they always stick around. mike.
jax2 Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 3,031 posts 07-08-2004 at 12:57am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Quitting the hobby! (HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA) Wife chopped dick off when she saw the bill for these speakers - need money to have doctors sew it back on! Holding it on ice till these are sold. (Now c'mon, you really expect us to believe that "JWBobbit"?!). Marco
rgairns Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 35 posts 07-08-2004 at 01:24am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete won't fit on my rack, so it has to go!
nrchy Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 2,124 posts 07-08-2004 at 02:21am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Need to raise money for my hemerroid surgery?!?

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