Funniest sales pitch


What is the funniest sales pitch you've read? My current favorite is one I just read today. It was,"I'm selling these speakers because they are too good for me."
makersmark
"I'm selling this unit to fund the purchase of a large batch of Viagra pills to save my failing marriage!" :o
Sure, Sean. How about "these socks were 'worn' on stage by Robert Plant; I was a young groupie at the time and..." well, and so on.

KP
KP: I don't quite think that this is a marketing approach i want to take. Something about me supposedly being a groupie and the imagery that this would conjure up for most folks leaves a bad taste in my mouth... : )

Maybe i should do like the Clinton's did i.e. donate my old socks and underwear to Goodwill and take a tax deduction. After all, due to the high demand for these items, they are probably worth hundreds if not thousands of dollars : ) Sean
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