Think about it; If there were no boners, would AIDS be the epedimic that
it is? I don't think so. I'm not saying H.T. Boner and his family are at
fault, not at all. I do feel sorry for H.T. Boner's children...the 'little'
boners. I guess H.T. was a little boner once himself. Now H.T.'s boner
is the reason there are more little Boners suffering the torments of their
classmates ridicule. If I were H.T. I would have cut it off at the source
and not subjected more children to suffering the legacy of being a little
Boner. And then, later in life, just a "Boner". A man can get
that fixed you know. The elder Boner could just get the damn thing
snipped inside and take the clams outta' his man chowder so they don't
go makin' no more lil' Boner's with the missus. That, or I'd have legally
changed my name to something less provocative...like Bush perhaps.
Marco