Best Song or AlbumTitles?


This is admittedly a stupid thread, and a waste of your time. But, for amusement sake, please indulge me.

All of us have our favorite bands, favorite genres and so on. But what are your favorite song or album titles?

There have been some very clever titles over the years.

I'd like to begin with my favorites:

"Careful with that ax, Eugene" the Pink Floyd classic.

"The smoker you drink, the player you get" by Joe Walsh

"As falls Wichita so falls Wichita Falls" by Pat Metheny

Others?
danlib1
Great thread. I'm laughing my ass off reading album titles I've never heard of.

I think any "best of" is my least favorite.

Ones I like that come to mind are:

"Richest Man in Babylon" by Thievery Corporation. Are they talking about Saddam or Chalabi or what?

I also like R. L. Burnside's "A Ass Pocket Of Whiskey".
"Love Stinks" J. Geils Band
"They Ain't makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore" Kinky Friedman
"The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers"

(Charles Mingus)

Try and beat that!!
Liqour in the Front, Poker in the Rear/Reverend Horton Heat, I believe. I was going for the Pink Crustacean thing.