You might be an audiophile if...


With apologies to Mr. Jeff Foxworthy, thought it would be fun to come up with (clean) examples of the wretched excesses that us poor audiophiles are subject to. I'll start it off. Extra points for originality and wit.

You might be an audiophile if your stereo costs more than your car. Or your house.

You might be an audiophile if - you've ever had to choose between a girlfriend and a new pair of speakers.
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You might be an audiophile if you have a thousand CD's in you collection and only listen to those favorite 10 because of their sonic characteristics. (Not guilty any more)
You once wondered how anyone could accumulate so many A'gon points and you are now somewhere in the 3 digits and climbing.
Artizen, How about selling the rest except 10 of the best sonics for a better player or separates?