Murphy s Laws for Audiophiles


I thought that everyone had such great stories on the Listening Room Rules, that I'd try this one out:
Creating the List of Murphy's Laws for Audiophiles:
Here are some of the "regular ones" to get the creative juices going.

1. The chance of a piece of bread falling buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
2. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact center.
3. A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. (I put that in for Kelly, it's a compliment :-)
angela100
You buy company X's $10,000 speakers and your audiophile buddy then buy's company X's $25,000, some times you can't win.
1) Two weeks after you receive your amp back from being repaired, the manufacturer is offering a to die for- has to be done at the manufacturer- upgrade.
2) Your cat will bypass the $200 scratching post from hell (with the cat nip upgrade) and head straight for the speakers.
Here's a one for you. You will get negative ratings on your posts, not because it stunk, but because someone has a hard-on for you! I'm not sure if that's Murphy's Law, but, it should be named after someone!
The effectiveness of a free tweek in inversly proportional to it's domestic acceptability.
You reach the infamous audio nirvana and then after a few moments of listening you will loose power, and then when the power returns your system sounds like it belongs in radio shack.