Smallest speakers that ROCK


Don't want to deal with back breaking speakers to get the volume, bass, and dynamics required to satisfyingly reproduce rock music. I know this is defying the laws of physics, but has anyone heard a pair of speakers that can be carried one under each arm that can truly ROCK? Can be active or passive, price new or used under $5000. Please no sat/sub systems as I have never heard one that seemed fully integrated soundwise.
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acoustic erergy ref 1. had one of the first pairs in the USA and 20 years on my son beats them with a pr of eagle 400 mono blocks even better with the muse sub w/ card. i lite the batten on fire once playin breed at "11"