You know you're an audiophile if--

Right on, Oregonpapa !

I suffer through the violins as chalk on blackboard imitation
on Columbia vinyl because of the wonderful performances of Walter and Szell.

Years back I stopped at a barn sale and found a Denon DP-57L turntable that was just sitting on the floor, a bit away from the usual fair. Behind it were around 400 lp's. I asked about it, and the gal said it previously belonged to a dj who was staying with them for a bit, but left it when he split. Said I could have the turntable for $15, but I'd have to take all of the lp's, too. I started to go through them and found roughly three quarters of them were very moldy, and the ones that weren't were 12" hip-hop/ rap singles. I don't care for that style of music, but just couldn't let them go to the garbage heap. I think I gave her 20 bucks for the 'table and 12" singles.
I believe that makes me an audionut.
Recently brought the singles to a used record store to make room for my other lp's that were taking up floor space.

Placement of the stereo was the first thing I envisioned in every new home.
Looking at what's for sale on audiogon almost on a daily basis even though you aren't looking to buy.
Tweaking my system is a nice diversion from thinking about work.
Still feeling guilty about selling my large Advents 35 YEARS AGO.

So true JC4659! I do all those things! Except the Advents. For me it was Vandersteens. Excellent find Buck $2.80! Amazing what a record cleaning machine will do for moldy records, and anything you don't like can be sold or traded for the stuff you like!

Lately I find myself pondering the difference in sound by adjusting toe in by one inch, anal, I believe the word is...

You're looking at homes with a Realtor. Not only do you envision the placement of your audio gear in every home you visit, but you walk around what would be the listening area of each home clapping your hands to test the acoustics.