Audiophile pets and their names...


Hi I was just wondering if there are pets in audiophile homes. All of sold product advertised as "Smoke Free, Children Free and Pet Free".
Are there dogs named Woofer, PRAT, NordOst etc?
Or birds named Tweeter, Decibel, Phono, Stereo or Mono?
Or cats named Tweaky, Fuse, Preamp...?
What are the typical audiophile pet names?
My bird's name is Kiwi(very typical name for green parrots), but by his nature he likes to work-out when I do(especially vocalizing heavy breathing:)) so I'd given him second name of Dojo
czarivey
2 dogs: Jasper (Border Collie body/Basset color, m) and Sunny (Plott hound/ Pitt bull, f/m).
Jasper: 'Eye candy' looks, hyper, obstinate, OCD for balls, intensely loyal, protective.
Sunny: Energetic, OCD for food, loves anyone, hates garbage trucks &, motorcycles, confused by people on bicycles and skateboards.
Could care less about music or the reproduction equipment for it.
Happy about that...both are 'power chewers' that could destroy cables in seconds.  Jasper can peel a golf ball in under 5 minutes.  Both make real bones disappear...only the synthetics last, and only certain ones that we've 'auditioned' for that quality.

We keep them well fed and happy. ;)
My wife and kids went to the pound without me and adopted a rescue dog.  Turns out his name was / is Miles.  And yeah, he is a very cool dog!
asvjerry, it sounds as though you have two good companions and vigilant guardians of the audio crypt rolled in one.