Absolute Monster SAM Turntable

How about a link to this obscure, garish piece.

http://sam-audio.biz

Buy now: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Absolute-Monster-All-Brass-130lbs-SAM-Turntable-24-carat-GOLDEN-Gilt-33-3-45...

6K shipped, and you get an MDF plater? What is you nice table lacking? Looks like an expensive boat anchor.

I envision weekends spent using a lot of Brasso polish.

Very "busy" looking and an mdf platter.  Better not get it wet or it will warp.  Chinese overkill.

stereo5-"Chinese overkill" more like Croation overkill.

There isn't any ridiculous blue LED embellishment to qualify.

I hope the poster was writing this post tongue in cheek?