Cabinets and wives are the bane of audio and home theater. Not sure which I hate more, but at least cabinets don't talk.
"ALERT! Wife is an interior designer so anything that does not fit inside box is not acceptable."
Does your wife fit inside the box? The box is probably fine, it's your wife that's unacceptable.
Or get wireless headphones. They'll sound better and you won't have to hear your wife complain.
Spend a crapload on a better soundbar and switch it when she's not around. She'll never notice.
+1 Erik. I'd think pillows would be the easiest and most effective solution. Just make sure they fill your wife's mouth completely.
Best of luck.
"ALERT! Wife is an interior designer so anything that does not fit inside box is not acceptable."
Does your wife fit inside the box? The box is probably fine, it's your wife that's unacceptable.
Or get wireless headphones. They'll sound better and you won't have to hear your wife complain.
Spend a crapload on a better soundbar and switch it when she's not around. She'll never notice.
+1 Erik. I'd think pillows would be the easiest and most effective solution. Just make sure they fill your wife's mouth completely.
Best of luck.