Best Songs To Sing In The Car To Embarrass Your Kids

Zappa's "The torture never stops" will blow their minds and they will never stop thanking you.  Or perhaps Roger Water's tune off of Umma Gumma, "Several species of small fury animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict."  Getting the so called words down might take a while though.  If you play that for them on a dark night they will never stop cursing you.   

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1985... Bowling For Soup

What about, "White Christmas"? Bing Crosby - my gawd, makes me embarrassed to suggest it.

Pussy Cat Pussy Cat, Tom Jones. Nuff Said!

Frank Zappa - Dinah Mo’ Hum (okay, I would never actually play that with my kid in the car!)
Queen - We Will Rock You (Fat Bottom Girls would also do nicely)
Kiss - Rock and Roll All Night or Shout it Out Loud