How good is your system

My system is so good that José Feliciano began to dance without stick.
My friend Tom’s system is so good that he don’t have coffie enough for the players of the London Symphonic Orchestra, when they play’s the 9th symphony of Beethoven. He thinks they play at home with him...

Take my wife, please.

Ariana Grande appeared in my room and the system wasn’t even on.

But no one’s system is as good as that 19th century Russian Czar that actually owned his own symphony orchestra!