What system can adequately reproduce the sounds of a tanker being hit by torpedo ?

This can:

https://www.engadget.com/2006/10/13/music-thing-the-sixty-inch-subwoofer/

Gryphon Diablo is a toy compared to Gryphon separates let alone top of the line Mephisto monos, it can't do much. Well, I could've said by rockets or mines planted above the waterline. Mr. Submariner could tell us more. True sailors don't get offended easily. If you want to participate - please do, if you want to whine - go see your commanding officer or mommy.

What system can adequately reproduce the sound of a false flag?
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-06-14/japanese-tanker-owner-denies-ship-hit-mine-says-crew-saw-f...

Hi inna, kind of laughing at you calling out the submariner for whining, you were singing the blues to the world last week when your garden hose purist liquid cables started losing their mojo juice.

Another pointless and silly thread.