Best audio tweak ever, especially for the over 60s

Get rid of all old newspapers, magazines, books. Even better hire a Feng Shui consultant to straighten out your living space. Feel better. Hear better.

Have you seen that video of Michael Fremer's listening space?  He's doomed by this standard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H07NpWk_Xf8

Forget Q tips and other DIY methods get it sucked out by a doctor. I know the cost sucks (attempt at humour) but well worth it.

Haircut.

Afrin at times.

Not good to get rid of ear wax. It’s natural protection against angry audiophiles and know it all teenagers. 

I’ve often wondered about how amazing everyones hearing is and their ability to cut down any piece of equipment , as though they have reference ears or something. Should have reviewer battles where they critique each others systems . 
I wonder why there isnt more talk about ear hair , side burns , hairstyles (lack there of) , or reading glasses... fancy wires pfft .