Best audio tweak ever, especially for the over 60s

Typical CYA: don't try this at home. Professional driver on a closed course. Yada yada yada. 

Because, spazos. Lots and lots of em. Only thing worse than spazos, lawyers. Hence the rampant CYA.

Not a spaz? Not a lawyer? Read on!

You know the tiny little straw comes with WD-40? Fits nice and snug into any ordinary eye dropper. Squirt water in ear, head sideways over sink.

Same exact thing we do here in the clinic all the time. Except we have a much bigger bottle, and trick little sink.

Isn't there a book for this, Audio Tweaks for Seniors?

The best times to listen generally speaking are very late at night and Sunday morning, when there is less noise on the grid. Also pick a day when there’s a high pressure system in town, not a rainy low pressure system.

... sit comfortably and close your eyes... if you re a dancer - please don't try this approach! 

I've used the warm water ear wax removal system for decades...thick peroxide drops in the ears, a rubber ball thing to squirt water in there and the wax just comes out. Easy and effective. I NEVER stick a q-tip in my ears...never ever. The warnings regarding ear wax remaining is for idiots who don't use the stuff properly, and to bring you and your money into the doctors office needlessly.