Claims that the Army band bassist wasn't a sportsman, when in the same day he caught a bass and stole a base before returning to base, ultimately proved baseless.
Are there any prizes awarded after all this inanity?
If so, I'd like to add that this Army band bassist bassically also had to go off bass to attend bassist and bassic training before he caught the bass, stole the bass and finally returned to bass.
You're welcome,
Bass Master Timothy
