Barbie's Very Real, High End Speaker Problem...


A split second ago,
In a galaxy so, so near...
Yet so far away...

Schrodinger’s Barbie simultaneously,
Occupies multiple high end speaker boxes...
On a mission to rid the world of them...
Alive or Dead...

To save herself from perpetual entanglement she is assigned with creating the same thread every day.

To help collapse her probabilities to one, forum members are tasked with solving this Quantum Game,

By writing Aphoristic Maxims expressed as Relevant Thread Titles...

*** The Funnier the Thread Title,

...the higher the probability that Barbie wakes up hearing the music in her speaker box
...though not the box of her choice...
...but the one you want her in...
david_ten
@elizabeth...………………………...

"mescaline". now that's something I haven't heard since my High School days back in the late 60's.  Thanks for the memories.  wink.  wink.
Not to be outdone, Dirac's Ken made it his mission in a contemplative life to cancel out any and all attempts to start a thread by altering the reality that Barbie dwelled in by using poetry as the basis for her to communicate with.

She just couldn't wrap her pretty little head around it.

All the best,
Nonoise
By the way, that's Ken as in Barbie and Ken, not the one who cannot be named.