My real name is Ethan Whiner... But only on alternate Tuesdays when there is a Full Moon.... Sadly the rest of the time I stick with Elizabeth. Even though that too is not my real real name. My real name is a government military secret.. Being a dolphin in a tank, it is hard to get out and enjoy other folks company in person...Someone's tea was spiked this morning!
The funny thing is, I am really not a dolphin in a tank, but a clever 700 year old alien cuttlefish disguised as a dolphin in a secret military base studying dolphins... So even my secret military name is not my real real real name.
A mystery inside a mystery...
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