Are audiophile speakers turn on for single women?

Over a hundred responses to my light hearted post! I didn't think it would get this far. Apparently it has hit a nerve for many. Unfortunately, I have met more gold diggers than not. I'm very low keyed about my work, income (only the IRS and my employer know), lifestyle, etc. I don't wear fancy cloths most of the time (I like Walmart cloths), drive a Subaru to work, and don't volunteer what I do for a living unless it is necessary. But I do have a nice weekend car. When I'm out on the town on weekends in my nice car, I have had women literally drive up to me trying to strike up a conversation. Obviously, I don't take these women seriously. Sometimes, I tell them I'm a valet, and they clear out faster than Audiophiles in Bose demo room. I would like to mount my nice speakers on roof of my nice car and drive around town. It would be a bitch to lift a 240 lb speaker onto my car, but I'm hunting for the love of my life. I will marry the first woman who takes an interest of my speakers over my car! But she must weigh at least 100 lbs less than my speaker. I have a bad back and wouldn't be able to lift her up on my honey moon, if she weighed any more.

Dracule1 - Your objective is not clear. If you want to attract women, ultimately YOU are going to have to keep their attention, not your possessions. That said, why do you care whether her initial interest is sparked by your car or your speakers? I would submit that your undue emphasis on the importance of these pieces of bait, causes you to attract women who are similarly focussed.

"If you want to attract women, ultimately YOU are going to have to keep their attention, not your possessions."

Good point!

Macrojack, I'm just making light of the situation ;-) I'm not interested in attracting any woman with my material possessions. I have a groovy girl friend who makes me happy. I am somewhat surprised by how many audiophiles have had issues with women who are only interested in their money. Somewhat comforting, but sad that so many women are this way.

"If you want to attract women, ultimately YOU are going to have to keep their attention, not your possessions."

I would think it's a two-way street. Both parties have to keep each others attention. If I followed your advice, I would lose interest pretty quick, unless she does the same.

It is not that to many women are purely intrested in your money, if you really have any. It is the fact that you assume that is all they care about. You assume that it is the woman and not the guy's ISSUE. And it does work both ways. Both individules must see something in the other. Even if it is his/her speakers. Although this is highly unlikely, at least for him. As far as your girlfriend, does she know you referr to her as "groovy"? I mean is this a "Monkeys" episode? Or maybe the "partridge family"? Either way, stick with the car. And for the record, that is a pun, someone who showes off his or her possessions is likely trying to atract the same in kind.