Happy New Year & Decade, y'all....*G*^5's*....
(Since absolutely nobody seems to be taking this thread seriously...)
I hear there's a new player that plugs into your cortex via a plug installed at the base of your skull. The IAR (Implied Audio Resolution *Patent Pending*) is Unbelievable. The optional VR/AR plug-in will blow your mind...literally...
However...(and you know, there always is One..)....
If you don't put your bill on AutoPay....(....AND....Don't complain about the $ involved...Oh, No....Don't!...seriously.....)
You may find yourself surrounded by people you don't know....
Doing 'Something' you've Never done before.....
Somewhere you've Never been...and have no clue as to where you are...
...and No idea as to how you've gotten there....or, how to escape...
*G* This is Precisely WHY you really ought to read the fine print on those contracts that you ignore, and just *click* on....
BTW....The CTC (Contract Termination Clause) usually requires you to surrender all of your major organs and allow your head to be used for the pending 'head transplant experiments' (no guarantee of success, so...*shrug*)....
So...If you've ever had the desire or fantasy of waking up virtually *ah* 'Elsewhere'.....in the pursuit of 'Audio Nirvana"....?!
I'll send you the contract.
You can sign it digitally.
(No...you can't 'back out'...nor elude our....'agents'...)
They Will find you.
It won't be pretty.
*nasty, evil laughter*
Welcome to the NueDecade. ;)
(Since absolutely nobody seems to be taking this thread seriously...)
I hear there's a new player that plugs into your cortex via a plug installed at the base of your skull. The IAR (Implied Audio Resolution *Patent Pending*) is Unbelievable. The optional VR/AR plug-in will blow your mind...literally...
However...(and you know, there always is One..)....
If you don't put your bill on AutoPay....(....AND....Don't complain about the $ involved...Oh, No....Don't!...seriously.....)
You may find yourself surrounded by people you don't know....
Doing 'Something' you've Never done before.....
Somewhere you've Never been...and have no clue as to where you are...
...and No idea as to how you've gotten there....or, how to escape...
*G* This is Precisely WHY you really ought to read the fine print on those contracts that you ignore, and just *click* on....
BTW....The CTC (Contract Termination Clause) usually requires you to surrender all of your major organs and allow your head to be used for the pending 'head transplant experiments' (no guarantee of success, so...*shrug*)....
So...If you've ever had the desire or fantasy of waking up virtually *ah* 'Elsewhere'.....in the pursuit of 'Audio Nirvana"....?!
I'll send you the contract.
You can sign it digitally.
(No...you can't 'back out'...nor elude our....'agents'...)
They Will find you.
It won't be pretty.
*nasty, evil laughter*
Welcome to the NueDecade. ;)