Would you donate a dollar to have these Members Review a Product?


So, I've been thinking that there are a number of hifi products that I would love to hear or, at least, reviewed by folks I know and respect.  I then thought what if a panel of fellow members each listened and reviewed the product.  

I'd pay money to read (or watch/hear) ericsquires, wolfgarcia, millercarbon, and georgehifi each receive the same amp, speaker, etc. and review it. 
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*L* I'll volunteer....if only to give a 'now for something totally Different' viewpoint....

No preferences, no bias, no 'fancy soundspace', and absolutely nothing to lose nor gain.

"Well, it arrived looking like the shipping department ate lunch on the box...and missed their mouths a lot...."

Don't send cables....;)
...On the + side: I have a Bobcat with forks, so liftgate service is not required. Nor do I have to shanghai a neighbor, or pay for their chiropractor....

On the - side: I’ll have to come to some sort of ’agreement’ with our regular FedEx, UPS, and USPS drivers....

They will not be thrilled...*L*

"WTH is IN that box?!  Lead bars?!"  (Mono amps....but...)

"Oh, just some unobtanium.....we're expanding into that market....."

"W..Why does it weigh so much?!  Damn....bent my handtruck..."

"It's unobtainum.....it's like that....Thanks..."
"Let’s see how (Your Handle Here)’s old RatShack amp handles this test!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_PLnInsh7E

"Well....the plug survived...."
Nothing is perfect and equipment owners, equipment manufacturers, and professional reviewers all display forms of cognitive bias when writing about products.  None are absolutely objective and none will exactly mirror the reader's own sonic preferences.  WRT equipment owners posting in audio forums, it is not unusual to observe choice-supportive bias and confirmation bias as they promote their own equipment choices.  For me, the expectation bar is to learn a few things and be entertained but certainly not to make purchase decisions on the basis of one or even two reviews. 
With professional reviews, I appreciate well-done pictures and right now nobody tops 6moons and the pictures they post of the insides of the gear they review.  I have always been skeptical of gear that "can't be opened or you void the warranty."  Would you buy a car without looking under the hood?  I also appreciate reviewers who compare the product being reviewed with  similar products (i.e., differences in sonics, operational features, and construction).   Again, Srajan at 6moons typically does a good job of this.
Regarding reviews here on Audiogon, as someone already pointed out there is a place here for reviews so a good start might be for the folks here to simply write more reviews of their gear and post pictures on their system page.

https://forum.audiogon.com/topics/member-reviews