Bob Rivers has great Christmas songs and titles: Teddy The Red Nosed Kennedy, Grab Your Balls like Michael Jackson (Deck the Halls...), Walkin' 'Round In Women's Underwear (Sleighbells Ring), Buttcracker Suite, I'll Be Stoned for Christmas, Police Stopped My Car (FN), Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire, plus his non-holiday cheer: The Girl With Emphysema, and What If God Smoked Cannibis.