Almost any Mother's LP will have an amusing title and song names.
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"More Money For You And Me" -- The Four Preps Well, perhaps in itself the title isn’t as amusing as some, but combined with the song’s fantastic impressions of diverse groups from the early days of rock n’ roll the result is one of the most amusing songs I can think of. Note, btw, that the orchestration was conducted by Lincoln Mayorga, of Sheffield Lab fame, who was closely associated with The Four Preps during the early part of his career. Best regards, -- Al |
Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks F--- Off. |
Hi Eric, I’ll start off with....
"Why They Name Whiskey After Men" Dawn Landes
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I'm the Only Hell (Mama Ever Raised) from Redneck Girlfriend's album Blood Sweat and Beers
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Almost any song by Slade !
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"Aloysius, Bluegrass Drummer" Silver Jews |
"Let's Not and Say We Did" Silver Jews |
"Sometimes a Pony Gets Depressed" Silver Jews |
- Are you beginning to see a pattern?
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"She's Making Friends, I'm Turning Stranger" Purple Mountains |
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Te Mafia Stole My Guitar - Alex Harvey (solo album after SAHB, 1979)
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"God May Forgive You (But I Won’t)". Written by Harlan Howard & Bobby Braddock, I first heard it by Iris Dement (Rosie Flores does a great version too). When she would perform it with John Prine, she would sing it looking directly at him. Always gets a laugh. except from some Christian Right lunatic who claims it is "one of the most evil songs ever written." Sounds like a real fun guy. |
I would initiate a "Funniest Guitar Solos" thread, but almost all are only unintentionally funny. One exception is the solo in The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band's "In The Canyons Of Your Mind" (on their Tadpoles album), which mocks the excessive guitar soloing that was going on in Rock at the time of it's release. One of my favorite pieces of humour, written by the brilliant Vivian Stanshall. |
"Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict"---Pink Floyd
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Big Bottom by Spinal Tap followed by a side serving of Break Like The Wind....... |
None of these are overtly funny but...
Don't Fight It, Marsha, It's Bigger Than Both of Us
-Blam Blam Blam/ Never Mind the Bollocks its...The Sex Pistols /
The Blues, the Whole Blues and Nothing But the Blues ...David Bromberg/Trout Mask Replica ...Capt Beefheart combined with the album cover is highly unusual if not funny
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You’re right. They’re covertly funny.
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Sand in the Vaseline the Talking Heads
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"Why Does It Hurt When I Pee" |
Dill.... Youre on the wrong site. This is Audiogon not Anonymous questions to Doctors. |
How about Spooky Tooth, "You Broke My Heart So I Busted Your Jaw" or the great Vince Gill title (Not sure he ever actually wrote the song) "It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Have Been Chewing Your Ass All Day Long".
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“I’ve Got all This Ringing in my Ears and None on My Fingers”---Fall Out Boy
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"You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly" ---Country Partners (Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty)
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From "Joe's Garage "
Frank Zappa Lyrics"Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?"
[Act I]
[SCENE SEVEN] [WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?]
Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, JOE makes a horrible discovery...
[JOE:] Why does it hurt when I pee? Why does it hurt when I pee? I don't want no doctor To stick no needle in me Why does it hurt when I pee? I got it from the toilet seat I got it from the toilet seat It jumped right up 'N' grabbed my meat Got it from the toilet seat My balls feel like a pair of maracas My balls feel like a pair of maracas Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus! My balls feel like a pair of maracas Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh! Why does it Why does it Why does it Why does it hurt... when... I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
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Personal favs:
MOD- USA for MOD - loaded with,classics”
SOD. - speak English or die! Amazing!
Two of the greatest albums ever released. \,,/ metal forever! |
"Put the "O" back in Country" - Shooter Jennings
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You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish....REO Speedwagon |
"A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying"
The Bloodhound gang |
“It crawled into my hands, honest!” By the Fugs (album and song) lyrics also Fugs: ...my baby went out with another guy and I feel like homemade sh!t... So much for a wasted youth! |
"You Bought It - You Name It" Joe Walsh |
Mars Volta captured the ultimate in degraded human existence with the album title: "De-loused in a Comatorium." I thought that was morbidly funny.
The Gorillaz' "Laika Come Home" is also pretty funny to me. |
A group with a somewhat amusing name--Black Box Recorder--did a song called "Watch the Angel Not the Wire" which I think is clever.
I also like Thomas Dolby's album: "Aliens Ate My Buick." |
"I Left My Flannel in Seattle" from Butt Trumpet's Primitive Enema.
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Nickelback - Greatest Hits
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Nickelback Greatest Hits--now that is funny. |
They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore Kinky Friedman |
Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper:
"Stuffin' Martha's Muffin" "I'm Living With a Three Foot Antichrist" "Jesus At McDonald's" |
Two of my favorites that come to mind:
"Blow it Out Your A--,it's Veruca Salt" (Veruca Salt) and "Liquor in Front, Poker in the Rear" The Reverend Horton Heat |
My Head Hurts, My feet Stink, and I Don’t Love Jesus...Jimmy Buffet |
Damn ya'll, these are some great ones, many new to me. Not a song or album title, but the lyrics in one Zappa song on the We're Only In It For The Money album (okay, there's a pretty good nominee) has the protagonist fantasizing about moving to San Francisco and "sitting in the dirt, playing bongos." I haven't heard it since the year of it's release, but found it's mocking of the Summer Of Love to be quite welcome. |
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“She Was a Red Hot Tomater from Decatur”
Don’t recall the act, but they were from the hills of Appalachia. Sort of a poor man’s Flatt & Scruggs. 😁 |
Hank Williams Jr:
Some High Society lady asked me, “Is that your horse outside?”
I said, “No Ma’am, mine’s between my legs, But you’re too fat to ride!”
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" I Promise I Won't Come In Your Mouth" - Frank Zappa-- PG rated- It's an instrumental. |
"Big Nuthin' ", The Roches
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You don't have to cross the street When you see me comin' Too much trouble...."
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"Oscillate Wildly" - The Smiths
Probably best known for being used as background muzak by the Weather Channel during their early days of existence. |