"Hmm, now what name shall I choose?"Money for nothing?
You may need to pay a small licensing fee, but it would be worth it. And, in case some here are correct, nobody could chase you because of false advertising.
All you naysayers and cable non-believers should learn that looks are important. Stop arguing. You buy your clothes for the way they look, too. Even if they are just as warm as those ugly and cheap ones. So, what is the big deal with people paying money for prettier cables that may do the same job?
Bigger deal is buying it from the man who could post those things on facebook. That is when some would find a wire hanger sufficient.