Unbelievable

Triggered much Mr. Kait?

Not really, I’m used to having not too swift stalkers. Triggered. You’ve learned a new word. Goodie for you! But when you use it ten times in one day it kind of loses its glamour, Mr. Smarty Pants. For someone whose favorite new word is triggered it’s perhaps ironic you often shoot blanks.

You used to being not too swift? How did you get used to being like that, going through life with that boat anchor around you .. or was it a bag of magic pebbles on the end of a rope? ... or a directional cable. Yup, that's it .... you are burdened by carrying around a heavy bag of magic pebbles on the end of a directional cable ... with nothing to plug it into, so you just tie it around your waist.

I can’t tell, is this you on meds or off your meds? 

You are quick with the insults pebble man, but useful information seems to elude you almost as much as you elude self control every time someone mentions digital, and you jump in with scattered laser light. I have to admit though, you aren't a one trick pony. You must be at least a 3 trick pony ... maybe you could be a busker.