Unbelievable

Not really, I’m used to having not too swift stalkers. Triggered. You’ve learned a new word. Goodie for you! But when you use it ten times in one day it kind of loses its glamour, Mr. Smarty Pants. For someone whose favorite new word is triggered it’s perhaps ironic you often shoot blanks.

You used to being not too swift? How did you get used to being like that, going through life with that boat anchor around you .. or was it a bag of magic pebbles on the end of a rope? ... or a directional cable. Yup, that's it .... you are burdened by carrying around a heavy bag of magic pebbles on the end of a directional cable ... with nothing to plug it into, so you just tie it around your waist.

I can’t tell, is this you on meds or off your meds? 

You are quick with the insults pebble man, but useful information seems to elude you almost as much as you elude self control every time someone mentions digital, and you jump in with scattered laser light. I have to admit though, you aren't a one trick pony. You must be at least a 3 trick pony ... maybe you could be a busker.

This will never get old ...

Hello fuses, my old friend.
Geoff has come to talk to you again.
Because an electron softly creeping
Induced a field while he was sleeping.
And the direction, that was planted in his brain
Still remains
Outside the bounds of science

With his Walkman he walked alone
Through narrow hallways he calls home
Neath the halo of the directional camp
He dreams of cables but he has no amp
And his eyes were stabbed by scattered laser light
That CD wasn’t right
It was outside the bounds of science

And in the audio forums there he saw
Ten thousand “philes”, maybe more
“Philes” posting without considering
That $15 for a $3 spring is price gouging
“Philies” buying things, without even a care
Because no one dared
To question the bounds of science

Robert said, ah you do not know
Geoffkait’s posts, like a cancer grow
Read his words that fail to teach you
Collected thoughts designed to mislead you
Because his words, like a teleportation tweak fail
Or magic pebbles that are on sale
Are outside the bounds of science