Are these fake?

asvjerry,

"...which plug to put the laptop on....:"

Put it on your lap and run it on battery. Just do not press on tubes.

cal91-
it’s not Kool-aid anymore.. it’s Clorox.

glupson, I’m right-handed....I have them ’hit me’ on the left....

If they need both arms, I’m likely unconscious and incoherent....
The latter is normal, though..*G* Together I’m not likely to be listening to anything but the interior dialogues....

Hospital food is ghastly and annoying...Between my not eating, and the volume rising each day, they're generally happy to give me 'early release'.

Other than that, I'm pretty charming....in a deceptive sort of fashion... ;)

coachpoconnor:
I feel guilty for laughing. I wonder how many people actually considered trying it.

@cal91

Natural selection