In the first place I never said USB cables create noise. RF noise can leach in through connectors.Actually you could be/might be/possibly be right about cable creating distortion. The trick is trying to explain it why? What is it in the cable that might create distortion? If cables does create distortion, then you said about cable is no more than just R/L/C circuit is wrong. So that is your contradiction. Either you're right about distortion and wrong about R/L/C - you can't have both.
I was just testing you to see if you know but you so quickly changed your mind which to show that you do not know.