Story problem


Four audiophiles leave Portland driving 60 mph to visit Miller in Redmond. Well at least they drive 60 mph when they can. There's traffic. There's Starbucks. There's bladders. They text from Olympia which is like an hour away, and its an hour and a half later. So the question is, what time did they arrive at Mike Lavigne's?
millercarbon
Can you say that on here? Only until some prude snowflake figures out what you're talking about I guess. Wait. No. Never happen. They never figure anything out. Just see naughty word, scream and run to Safe Space until mommy mod comes and kisses and makes it all better. There there snowflake, bad word all gone now. 

Run that through Goolag translate.
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Social distancing in effect?

they did drive a distance to be social.

i had an unopened sleeve of masks which i offered to everyone.

and Millercarbon was our medical professional on hand.

so all the important bases were covered.
"they did drive a distance to be social."

That is a funny one.

Hopefully, all is well.