Cable Elevators

Rugs pick up the diffraction from the variance in moon phase and sun polarity. This diffraction is converted to electrical energy that is released and penetrates the insulation on your cables. It contributes to the imperceptible noise floor that destroys your soundstaging and can cause anxiety. The EMI field thus generated, with the dielectric effect, causes aural confusion and irritation. Do not use synthetic materials for the cable risers, only fossilized wood will do.

Didn't read the comments, did you?

Hey guys, I tried to keep it real with 10c cable riser’s that will do as good as $400 ones WHICH IS NOTHING!!!

Don’t give this thread any more bumps, as it’s just more mileage for the "snake oil" company that pioneers this BS, and we all know who that is.

Cheers George

1- Go to the Walmart website.

2- Look up Grip-Rite Plastic Rebar High Chairs.

3- You will be offered a bag of 20, $8.92 delivered. I found them in my local Walmart for even cheaper.

4- Spend the $ you saved on music.

I tried elevators a few years ago and couldn’t hear the difference. I think it depends on what cable and what carpet you have. Worth trying.