Cable Elevators

Measurement: The last refuge of the incompetent audiophile. 

They work. Read the comments.  https://systems.audiogon.com/systems/8367

It not PV=nRT but rather I+V/R1 and Electromagnetism is a factor (caused by many things) for us in the land of chasing down clean playback. Who doesn’t like getting elevated?

Rugs pick up the diffraction from the variance in moon phase and sun polarity. This diffraction is converted to electrical energy that is released and penetrates the insulation on your cables. It contributes to the imperceptible noise floor that destroys your soundstaging and can cause anxiety. The EMI field thus generated, with the dielectric effect, causes aural confusion and irritation. Do not use synthetic materials for the cable risers, only fossilized wood will do.

Didn't read the comments, did you?

Hey guys, I tried to keep it real with 10c cable riser’s that will do as good as $400 ones WHICH IS NOTHING!!!

Don’t give this thread any more bumps, as it’s just more mileage for the "snake oil" company that pioneers this BS, and we all know who that is.

Cheers George