You mean someone buys this stuff?

Put a record on, kick back, put your feet up.... ZSPSGASDUGOAUGJO NO NOT ON THE TURNTABLE!!!😂😂🤣

As a an amateur woodworker and a music lover, I think it’s great fun. But I would not mix them together. Millercarbon nailed it, even putting a beer bottle down would bounce that needle a few times. A bong would be worse as it’d probably land on the table after a few hits. 

The plinth looks a little big. 

At first glance looking at the picture I thought it was a joke. Now reading the description, Rega table, Dayton wireless, detachable power cord, holy crap that is some sick sense of humor. The person who would buy this, it should be considered child abuse, taking advantage of the retarded, something like that. Did anyone click to look at the other crap these guys sell? https://www.audiowood.com/shop/sonoscenes-2

Oh and check out these "speakers" if you can call 82dB a speaker! https://www.audiowood.com/shop/big-sound-things

Another beauty: https://www.audiowood.com/shop/el-chunko

Holy crap table jockey where do you find this stuff? https://www.audiowood.com/shop/little-sound-things