You mean someone buys this stuff?


How do you get this past your significant other?
https://www.audiowood.com/shop/sit-and-spin-coffee-tableturntable

Check out the other offerings. Who buys this $%t?  I'll be nice.

Initally, I thought it was a goof. How about a brick, or those speakers? The proprietor is definitely a risk taker.
tablejockey
"I, fool;...and his money are soon parted".
....better, but the original ’A’ is less personal...*L*

1st thought...."SOHO vibe in Nawlinz..yeah, ’bout right.."
#2...buyer of that table does not have pets other than fish.
3...bought for coolfactor only, first party invites spilt drink on spinning lp..
4... hyperallergic to dust...lives Alone, no phone, no pool, no pests, ain’t up for....🐱‍👤s......

Opt for an inset disc player with an ’outboard drive’, inlaid into that limb burl with a touchscreen next to.....

Me? *S* Rather have a 4 axis router...I have that sort of lumber loafing about....denser, harder, heavier, laughs @ carbides.

I’d also thought of a ’bow-tie’ at the end with that split in an ’audio theme’, but they invite inquires.....
....if you absolutely Must have It...;{)

I don’t like speakers that stare at me.

I think a pair of the BSTs’ backed by a gaggle of LSTs’ could be fun.
Give the LTs’ a sheep-like coat of acoustic foam.
The BTs’ foamed in such way that they look like "Shepard Ts’ ", with the whole company performing nothing but chorus pieces....

"Performance Art Audio....On Stage....Yours." ;)

The Cookie Slab TTs’....eh, not impressed, but the Customs could be ’lovely PerfArtA....given the Right Things.

Fun stuff...but not my stuff, no. Good Luck to them, tho’
I once recommended it to a co-worker that wanted something Scary.....

The 'review' started with:

"WTF is That 'baby' all about ?!"  Comic relief...

...his mind flew away like dandelion seeds....*ffooommm*...*s*

@tablejockey  ....Long Beach, huh?  Began there in '51, grew up in Northtown LB, before the freeways turned to rivers of steel, glass and plastics...

...but it's home.  Harder to wade around of late...wave to the Pacific for me. No place like...the beaches, back then, still now?
It will not play music.  There is no wire entering or exiting the table and there are no speakers apparent if it is an integrated system.  If they are underneath the table the sound will be extremely poor.

There are already more than sufficient gimmick-ridden turntables without adding this silent one.

One of the key features of this design is that it has an integrated phono preamp and cd-quality wireless sender built in, allowing for use with just a single, removable power cord. Simply connect the wireless receiver unit to your home stereo, plug in Sit and Spin and play some records.