You mean someone buys this stuff?

I once recommended it to a co-worker that wanted something Scary.....

The 'review' started with:

"WTF is That 'baby' all about ?!"  Comic relief...

...his mind flew away like dandelion seeds....*ffooommm*...*s*

@tablejockey  ....Long Beach, huh?  Began there in '51, grew up in Northtown LB, before the freeways turned to rivers of steel, glass and plastics...

...but it's home.  Harder to wade around of late...wave to the Pacific for me. No place like...the beaches, back then, still now?

It will not play music.  There is no wire entering or exiting the table and there are no speakers apparent if it is an integrated system.  If they are underneath the table the sound will be extremely poor.

There are already more than sufficient gimmick-ridden turntables without adding this silent one.

Always good to read a bit before declaring what something will or will not do.

I own a version of this table and play all my K-Tel Records on it.  I outfitted it with a nice Zenith cartridge. When I am not spinning records, I use it to keep that nights Oil & Vinegar Salad dressing in solution.