Top 5 Reaons to NOT BUY A TURNTABLE.

@dynaiclinearity Thank you! Way to serious. 

Speaking of haircuts... I took a wonderful picture at the DMV today. 

I can't believe how seriously most of you took this. I just smiled at it. At worst it was a discussion.

Thanks for putting the hands of the clock to their right position...

I am too serious and i can recognize that....

My deepest respect to you.....

I like watching it spin regardless of the inferior sound that it always produces. It is a ’visual’ fetish rather than good sound.

1. You already have 7 turntables.
2. You gave away all your vinyl LP’s in 1988 when CD’s became popular and absolutely refuse to buy all your favorite records all over again. 
3. Your cat claws at the tonearm of your turntable when you’re spinning LP’s.
4. You’ve been convinced that turntables are “the devil’s work” ever since you played all your Led Zeppelin records backwards when you were tripping on acid.
5. You’re secretly concerned that your hearing is shot and you won’t be able to tell the difference between analog and digital after spending a ton of money on a high-end turntable.