Back in the late 80’s i wanted to see if i could ’seed’ a song into popular memory. It was early Christmas, and I decided on a Christmas tune. I was on the bus, on my way to college for the day and I started musing and came up with the opening verse. to some degree.
and it did make it out there, apparently. things found to be humorous tend to get around. Likened to how they say the best jokes make it to the president within 48 hours.(back in the day).
I wrote it down and spread it around. and it got out there... and is still alive.
and it went:
Jingle Bells
Santa Smells
Like He’s drinking All His Pay..
He’s running down
To the Reindeer pound
Naked as a Jay, Oh!
etc etc...