Bully pulpits

Here is how I apply politics to all of my purchases. I try to avoid buying products from any country that has an active murder for organs program. I try to purchase as many products as possible from my country as it does not have a murder for organs program. 

Would you like to buy a kidney? I got a fresh pair on ice. The problem is they are still attached to the guy in the freezer. You get a discount on multiple organs. The only thing different is they had sex reassignment. They went with "Gender Neutral" certain parts are not available. We accept Pay Pal there is a 3% fee though..

We are also looking for YOU. If you're down on your luck, the wife has left you and the kids are all strung out on huffin' glue. We can help you out, with what we like to call "Options". We can have that money to you before they put in that last staple.

We are an equal opportunity employer. 

@tubebuffer     

"Most these guy old bald guy that lonely and find comrade in forum."    

As an "old bald guy", I resemble that remark.

It's actually all in fun and no one ever gets a black eye.

@tony1954 

Here, Here! "Old bald guys" unite! Even the non-lonely ones!

And to all, please, for the love of sanity, read the first 5 words of the 1st Amendment before yapping about "free speech" and "1st amendment rights" on a privately owned forum. C'mon, it's only 5 words...

Stepping off the soapbox, stumbling from a gimp knee...