KrappyKables?

I'm a crappy mechanic, come on over to my crappy garage and I'll try to fix your pile of crap. I won't charge much if I screw it up REAL bad BUT if I manage to fix it, I'll charge the crap out of you. HOW'S that for a Crappy Garage.

I really like working on BMWs, Rolls, Lambos, Porsche, Mazerati and PETERBILT when I'm sober enough to stand.. If I'm falling down slaughtered drunk and can't stand up, that is when I do ALL the brake work. I'm closer to the ground so are the brakes. If I wake up before the customer returns and there are parts left over, I normally just box them for the next (sucker) customer.

We are not responsible for anything nor is any type of warranty. Leave STUFF in your car it WILL be stolen..

Pay at the counter, CASH only..

Y'all come back now..

@oldhvymec do you work on crappy Hyundai’s?

I was actually a Hyundai, certified repair person on their heavy duty side. What a PILE. Everything worked just good enough. Never WELL. The radiators in dairy work would plug, the excavators would overheat if you hooled up an high volume hydraulic accessory They had ONE service rep to cover 1/2 of the US.. THEY were a total joke. still are from what I see and refuse to hear..

Give me a Liebherr, Cat, John Deere or Link-Belt, heck even a Kobelco over Hyundai. Yea they are Crappy, they need to go to a crappier guy than me..
I could always get them going, I just never walked away happy that I did.. LOL

“I could always get them going, I just never walked away happy that I did.. LOL”
Now that’s funny! I’ve really enjoyed listening to the rattle somewhere in the passenger seat frame for the last 6 months.

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Laughing...

Love the name for Cables. Laughing...

Happy Listening!