Don’t want to freak you out…

Here you go:

Jeez, @oldhvymec snap!

Yup I’m patient.. LOL

They use to make a foam ear. It was for audiophilers. They were a porous foam. They use it around mics and tweeters to tame nasal, wind, and off axis noise, too.

It was called Big Ears, I think..

Think about poor wrestlers or boxers. Ears bein’ chewed on..

That’s what I want. Someone to box my ears and make them look like peach cobbler.

Actually that sounds pretty good.

When we used get into bar fights we always kept clear of the guys with cauliflower ears and flat noses. 

@ william53b:

     I’ve been working on some implants, that will save you the trouble.

     Coming soon, to an Otoplasty Specialist, near you.