Almost wet my pants laughing so hard.
Provided that you are old enough to have been properly toilet trained then it is time for you to begin the process of wearing items such as "Depends" there is no need for you to be emabarrassed about this situation it does happen to some people as they get older. My father had this problem in his later years and todays "adult diaper's" are actually quite discreet you can also order them online. Good luck to you.