@atmasphere Greatly appreciate it! So at least I'm not going mad (although my wife would disagree with that statement...).
It seems that every other solution but to replace the cartridge has quite a bit of drawback... going to an SUT adds complexity and additional cost; modifying the Luxman limits my ability to use something different in the future; standalone phono preamp adds more cost, more cables, more complexity.
Easiest solution seems to be a different cartridge.