Having, with spouses' total 'buy-in', to Not 'do kids' (or grand versions), only the pets of our choice to cope with. Since one doesn't have answer "Why?" incessantly, simply train said pet to leave 'This' Alone.
I will agree with @oldhvymec ....They Are Demons. Even as an 'outlier' from the main path, nay, airstrip-length Width of Super Slab Asphalt to the Breeding Zone.
The jewels of your heart, away from your 'copter 'supervision'....
*clenched teeth delivery* "If you don't stop wanting to play neurosurgeon with the dog with that steak knife Immediately.....I'm going to take your Playstation and run over it with the car...."
....can let the extremist side of childhood run rampant.
If left unsupervised, by a non-extant 'park person' (and, esp. You)....
Wanton Small Buzz Saws...a.k.a., Demons.
I'm not complaining, no.
...happy that they're allowed to 'be'....Yes. *S* ;)