@ohm2scuz , when you mentioned ohm had taped his hands, 1st thought was his chickens had finally molted, revolted, and took him down for the entire bag of ChickChow....
"....damn fowl pecked my pinkies until I dropped the f'n bag..... Btw, anybody want a gallon or two of chicken broth? Took all the meaty bits to the bbq for a personal fund raiser for the Next Big Thing..."
...just channeling the ohms' laws....;)