You posit they'll all sound the same, apparently, you trust the measurements over human sensory perception.
We need to be clear about something. You specified that the measurements would be the same, and I have to assume that includes all measurements, not just 'some'. If that is true then indeed they will sound the same, having the same bandwidth, same distortion spectra, same distortion vs frequency curve, same output impedance and so on... yes, they will sound the same.
My point is that the important measurements just simply are not made nor presented.
Most of the differences we hear between amps is their distortion signature, to which most audiophiles refer to as the 'sonic signature'. I've described how the distortion affects the sound of the amp earlier.